Jase is finally getting something for himself.  A pet of his own. With the money we are saving on cigarettes we can afford to do something for HIM. When we went to the pet store a few weeks ago he got to playing with the lone ferret and he fell in love. Today he just wanted to go and visit and play with him again so off we went. Seeing how happy Jase was and how much that ferret loved Jase I was sold.

We bought the cage online tonight and will go this weekend to get the ferret. Jase wants to go down to the pet shop tomorrow and ask them to hold onto the ferret til we can get the cage in.

Now we need a name!

We’ve narrowed it down to 4 choices. Help us decide! Poll embedded below. Jase is leaning away from Ron Weasley but I like it and I made it up damn it! I admit though I love Ferret Bueller!

Click the dot ABOVE the name you want to choose!

Just a few Public Service Announcements (AKA What I’m doing on FaceBook) My parents aren’t on FB so I am giving them a taste of what they are missing.

Note to self: Do not try to Veet your eyebrows at 3am and after taking an Ambien. Live and learn.

I like to wear my watch on the “wrong” wrist so that if I die it’ll fuck with the minds of the CSI team. She was left handed! No, she was right handed! No, Grrrrrrrr!

(You know on CSI when it’s a simple car crash and then someone on the team sees a picture of the victim and is all like “She’s right handed! Her watch is on the right wrist! She was murdered and redressed!”)

To save you time here is every Ghost Whisperer ever made. “He/She killed me. It’s his/her/their fault I’m dead.” *Sad story where no one is at fault* “See, it’s all been one big misunderstanding. He/She has crossed over now but they wanted me to tell you they love you.” The End.

Tell Jase I need chocolate cake with strawberries on it before I choke the shit out of him.

(Was having a bad Quitter moment. I was half joking!)

Why the fuck did I wake up at 8am?!?! This needs to be investigated!

(If I wake up before 10am it’s a minor miracle!)

First emotional breakdown. 3 days in. All because Becca said “Again?” When I served spagetti tonight. There’s no crying in cooking!!!

They may or may not appreciate being outed on my blog. They may want to shield their faces in shame. Too damn bad!

Like it or not I am the fruit of their loins and there is no exchange policy.

My parents are awesome. They did their best to raise me right and the end product isn’t their fault.

They’ve always stood behind me and caught me when I stumbled.

I wouldn’t be who I am or where I am today without their guidance and love. They mean the world to me.

They are my best friends.

Love you guys!!!

1. Go to the “Random Article” link on Wikipedia. Write down the title of the article. This is the name of your band.

2. Go to “Random Quotations” and the last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3. Go to Flickr and click on “Explore the Last Seven Days”. The third picture will be your album cover.

Put them all together and you get:

Not bad, eh?

and I got one thanks to these videos. Prepare to be AMAZED! No really you have to watch them. This isn’t your ordinary cat video set. They TALK!

(or The Great Laundry Scandal of 2010)

This morning I was looking for one of my shirts and a pair of undies and was having no luck at all. Since Becca tends to wear my clothes I went up to her room to seek out something to cover myself with. (They are with their dad.. I’m not walking around naked around them.)  Her room looked pretty neat and tidy until I opened the closet.

Oh Momma!

6-8 full baskets of clean clothes were stacked up from floor to shelf. Her chore is the laundry. Doesn’t even have to fold them just sort them out so everyone can grab their pile and take them to their room. This is at least a months worth of laundry.

I yelled for Jase to come upstairs and I wish I’d have had a camera to capture the look on his face. I’m still giggling. She’s going to be soooo grounded! Especially since he just complimented her on doing such a great job. Guess you shouldn’t  judge the work by how empty the laundry room is.

This does bring up an issue. How much clothing we have in this house that we can go a month and still have clothes to wear. *Jase wants me to mention he washes his own clothes so he is exempt*

Spring cleaning here I come.

Still kicking…

I’m doing really well. I’m down to 13 cigs a day which is WHOA! That’s less than a pack a day. Not bad! I have only cheated once. There was 20 mins left on the clock and I went ahead and smoked then went to bed. Not going to beat myself up over it.

I’m drinking 2 bottles of water a day and I’m down to less than 2 Cokes/day. I know, I know! I need to drink more fluids. I’m getting there. The whiteheads on my cheeks are almost completely cleared up so… YAY!

Jase is really sick and it sucks so much. He can barely breathe and has gone through 2 boxes of Kleenex in 1 day. His eyes are swollen and red and he looks stoned much of the time. Poor thing… it’s kicking his ass. He’s missing work and he’s stressed out about it. I hope it clears up soon.

I did not have a dream about cheating on my husband last night. I did not have sexual relations with that man in my head. I did not lie about it when my husband asked me point blank. I did not wake up screaming “NO” at him.

In the words of the great Shaggy… It wasn’t me.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.