I think I must have been scared at a post office as a young child because I can never seem to make myself get up and get something shipped out. I finally did it today! I marched right into the UPS store and mailed out Kym’s package. It’s only taken 2 weeks to get it done but I DID IT! Should get there tomorrow! Woot woot!
Liv is changing the way we look at “OMG”. She wants us to love that phrase, so she’s hosting and “OMG! YOU ROCK DAY” on May 10th. It’s going to be so much fun!!! Here’s what you have to do…
Go to Liv’s blog and read THIS. She has ALL the details of what to do. You have until April 19th to make your move. That seems like a long time, but it isn’t! So don’t wait, go over and read Liv’s post. And while you’re there, check out ALL her posts. In case you haven’t read her before, she’s pretty ALL kinds of AMAZING! If you do decide to join in the fun, you get a fancy new badge for you blog. Isn’t it so cute?!
*Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges. But I wants one!
OK, so now that you know what to do….go DO IT!!!!
*Because I’m such a lazy bastard I copied this entire thing from Dani! That’s how I roll. Everyone who knows me knows that I use the OMG phrase way too much, but they love me anyways.
I stole this from Morgan and I don’t feel at all guilty!
My story – Finish the sentence:
Hi, my name is: Heather
Never in my life have I been to: Universal Studios. It’s like 45 mins from my house! paid for 2 annual passes 2 years ago but haven’t gone. Thank goodness the year doesn’t start until we actually go.
I hate it when: I fall flat on my face during a joke. I swear people, it’s hilarious fun-time in my head!
If your gonna talk smack about me: I will curl into a ball and cry about why everyone hates me. Not really but that’s what you bashers wanna hear, huh?
The one person who can drive me nuts is: My ex husband. I have a countdown clock on my computer counting down the days til Seth turns 18 and I can tell said ex to fuck off for good. 9 years 5 months 6 days for all of you keeping score at home.
When I’m nervous: I research the hell out of what’s making me nervous. Think OCD meets ADD. Yeah, I’m there.
The last song I listened to was: Some crap by the Wiggles. Today’s my last day babysitting, stupid songs get stuck in my head!
If you were to get married today Your maid of honor/best man would be: Either my mom or my daughter. I have no close friends IRL. You bloggy buddies are all I have. *sniff*
My hair is: Straight, boring, and begging for color.
When I was 5: My grandfather died. I have no real memory of this. When I picture my mom telling us I am an adult me standing there watching my mom, my brother and I sitting on a couch. Very third person.
Last Christmas: I went home to MS to see my folks. This is Jase and I when we go to my parents:
I should be: Getting ready to go pick up the neighbors kid from school.
When I look down: I realize I have INDEED gained 15 pounds in the last few months and my dunlop is showing. *hikes pants back up*
The happiest recent event was: Putting an offer on our first home. It’s not coming out so happy right now.
My current annoyance is: Heartburn. My stomach is on FIAH! If it gets much worse I know it will go up to my ears. I don’t know why it makes my ears feel like acid.
I have a hard time understanding: Why people spend HUNDREDS of dollars on 1 shirt/purse/pair of shoes etc. I can do soooo much with that money.
There’s this girl that I know: I don’t know any girls.
The thing I want to buy is: MY FREAKIN HOUSE! Don’t care how I want it now! /Veruca Salt
If you visited the place I’m from: Central Florida. You could go to the over priced theme parks and stay at my house. Just bring a huge sticky mouse trap for that stupid rat that makes living here so flippin’ expesive!
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Soaps and sugar scrub. What? We are on a TIGHT house buying budget.
Most recent thing someone else bought me was: I think I have socks coming for the Sock It To Me exchange.
My middle name is: Nicole (whoa Morgan so is mine!)
Last night I was: Tired as hell.
If I was an animal I’d be: A cat. OMG my cats are so damn lazy! One has made a permenent body print on the back of my leather couch. LAZY!!!
Tomorrow I am: Sleeping in for the first time in a week.
Tonight I am: Playing City Of Heroes with my hubby. Level 25 here we come!
1. Where were you born? Gulfport, MS. No fucking jokes from the peanut gallery!
2. Where do you live now? Central Florida.
3. What kind of vehicle do you drive? A cherry colored minivan with cherry decals and CherryRebel on the back window. I’m so Pimp!
4. What’s your occupation? SAHM
5. What type of music do you -mostly- listen to? Alternative. Though I think the kids these days are calling it classic rock.
6. What TV shows do you watch in the evenings? I will have to get back to this one. Will post an Excel sheet so I can show you.
7. Any nicknames? Cherry, CherryRebel, Heather Pcole (thanks mom!)
8. Hubby’s name? Jase, Jason, Pookie, Dumbass, Lovie, Sugar Britches, sometimes Hey You!.
9. How many different states have you lived in? Seven. MS, AL, GA, Ark, TX, FL, LA
10. Have you ever been to Texas? If so, what city(ies)? Used to live in Harlingen. Visted Dallas and San Antonio. My brother lives there.
Remember when we signed an offer on a house? Yeah me either. Why? Because it’s been over a freaking month since we did it! We’re doing a short sale and it’s killing me. We just had to sign another paper giving the bank another 2 WEEKS to make a decision! Bringing the wait time to nearly 2 FUCKING MONTHS!
I see these assholes on HGTV putting an offer on a home and they are all like “OMG I HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS TO SEE IF I GET IT! HOW AM I GOING TO DEAL??!! ” This makes me want to fuck a bitch up, tell them to quit whining, and shove a monthly calendar in their face.
Give me my house and no one gets hurt. Keep me waiting any longer than April 14th and I will go Godzilla on your bank.
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Went on an innocent shopping trip to buy groceries and ended up having to dodge something so horrifying I will be left shivering for weeks.
I don’t know if this guy was smuggling a Chow dog in his shirt or using extra strength Rogaine on his upper body but it was disturbing. His arm pit hair could rival Rapunzel’s golden locks, small children could swing for hours, and small animals would have a nice warm place to hibernate. Now I am not bashing hairy men but to be THIS hairy and wear a tank top? PLEASE DON’T! I looooove a hairy chest and call Jase “Chewbacca” but he doesn’t have a bear skin rug on his back and shoulders. Nor does he wear a tiny tank top around a food store. I don’t think Jase even owns a tank top.
Hold me! *shivers*
Sock It To Me!
Did you miss out on the fun of the Sock It to Me Exchange? If you did, there’s still a way that you can participate. The 62 bloggers and blog readers who signed up for the exchange about a month ago were assigned sock buddies to send a special pair of socks. The second leg of the Sock It to Me is coming up next week. During Sock It to Me Week (SITM Week), which is April 6-13, each of the participants will post a picture of the socks they received along with a post about this community provides them warmth, comfort, and support…just like a pair of cozy socks.
If you missed out on the exchange, it’s too late to send and receive a pair of socks, but you can still participate in Sock It to Me Week by putting up a post about how this community has been a source of support and “warm and fuzzies” for you.
Here is what all SITM Week participants, both old and new, need to do:
- The week of April 6-13 is Sock-It-to-Me Week. Post a picture of your socks (worn or not worn) with a link back to the blogger who sent them to you. The topic of your post should be about what the support of this community means to you and how it has helped and is helping you. It’s a week for warm and fuzzies. Like ummm…the socks.
- When you post, go back to Kym’s blog with a link to your post and Kym will keep a running list of the entries.
***If you missed out on the socks and are only putting up a post, please also come back with a link to your SITM post and you will be included on the list. - On April 5, check back here to pick up your Sock It to Me participant award! Everyone who puts up a post gets a badge. Those who participated in the sock exchange part gets an Elite badge. Now don’t you feel all special?
Go see the little punkin she’s precious! I’m keeping my fingers crossed that maybe, just maybe, the other one is a boy! That would be awesome! Although two adorable little girls is a sweet deal as well.
Congrats you guys, if you can pass on just a smidgen of your humor and talent these will be the luckiest babies ever! Oh, hell they already are! Ok getting a little overly emotional so I’ll just end here.
I found this amazing store through Mothering My Miracle Multiples blog. I had to order some of the Chocolate Strawberry Soaps. Amy, the store owner, is as sweet as she can be. I asked her what could cure my leg itches and she recommended some things, even though she was on spring break and should have been relaxing!
As soon as I opened my mailbox I knew my order had arrived. It took no time at all to get here. I rushed inside and tore open the envelope and just sniffed inside. Pure Heaven! The bar and the Sugar Scrub I also ordered (review on that coming later) were nicely wrapped in my favorite bubble wrap. Nothing shifted nothing leaked. I love when things come looking exactly as pictured on a website. The bar was wrapped in shrink wrap and was nicely labeled and I could sniff the scent right through it. I would describe the scent as Strawberry Tootsie Pop. LOOOOOOVE IT!
The kids came home as I was taking a pic of it on the plate and immediately tried to eat it, but I warned them off. So we did stunt pics of what almost happened. I don’t know if I can bear to actually use it! It just looks and smells too darn good. I keep picking it up and inhaling LOL!
Go drop by and give Amy some love! She does awesome work and I will be a lifelong customer!
My crappy Blackberry camera doesn’t do it justice!
