Just a few Public Service Announcements (AKA What I’m doing on FaceBook) My parents aren’t on FB so I am giving them a taste of what they are missing.

Note to self: Do not try to Veet your eyebrows at 3am and after taking an Ambien. Live and learn.

I like to wear my watch on the “wrong” wrist so that if I die it’ll fuck with the minds of the CSI team. She was left handed! No, she was right handed! No, Grrrrrrrr!

(You know on CSI when it’s a simple car crash and then someone on the team sees a picture of the victim and is all like “She’s right handed! Her watch is on the right wrist! She was murdered and redressed!”)

To save you time here is every Ghost Whisperer ever made. “He/She killed me. It’s his/her/their fault I’m dead.” *Sad story where no one is at fault* “See, it’s all been one big misunderstanding. He/She has crossed over now but they wanted me to tell you they love you.” The End.

Tell Jase I need chocolate cake with strawberries on it before I choke the shit out of him.

(Was having a bad Quitter moment. I was half joking!)

Why the fuck did I wake up at 8am?!?! This needs to be investigated!

(If I wake up before 10am it’s a minor miracle!)

First emotional breakdown. 3 days in. All because Becca said “Again?” When I served spagetti tonight. There’s no crying in cooking!!!

To bring you more crap that will rot your brain!

Yay my shows are back with new episodes! Stupid holidays messing with my viewing pleasure.

Becca is chasing Kyle around the house trying to pry the last Mo’Mint out of his grubby little hands.This could get UGLY. It’s damn fun to watch, though.

My postcards had a slight hiccup. Apparently I am not photo edit savvy enough to know what resolution I should be sending them. I am trying my hardest to get it right so I can continue my journey into your home! So more time for people to sign up! I’ve already found a new blog to read because of this!

Please send all your sticky thoughts to Miracle in the Making. She’s on the verge of finding out if this Clomid cycle worked. Please let it have worked. Please,please, please!

I joined Kristin’s Book Challenge and pledged to read 50 books this year. I put a bookshelf on my side bar so I can keep track of what I’ve read. Already 3 books in YAY! I’m just happy that any book qualifies and it doesn’t have to be Shakespeare or any “deep thought” stuff. I like my fluff!

I’m not officially on a diet but I am trying to lose weight and stop eating so much candy and snack items. Next up, cutting down on my Coke intake. My ulcer will thank me. Don’t worry no tofu or bean sprouts for me in the near future.

I have become an Apples to Apples addict. I make Jase and the kids play with me for hours. I blame Aunt Debi for introducing me to this game. I’ve bought the Party Crate and the A2A Junior game. Now I downloaded the online version. Addict!

Anyone else already have their popcorn ready for the premier of TrueBlood this Sunday night?!!?!?! I’ve even got my husband and my best friend Nate hooked. I think they mostly tune in for the gratuitous sex but they still watch and that makes me happy!

I’ve been an avid reader of Mrs. Harris’ books for years and have already finished her latest release. I can’t wait for the new season of the show to start so I can immerse myself in the Bon Temps world once again.

I will probably be watching Sunday’s episode live since HBO has no commercials. If anyone wants to tweet with me while it’s on let me know lol.

I heart Sam!!!!